The Gynarchist’s Alphabet

A alphabet primer for new male students.

A – is for Alpha. It’s what all females are to you. (addl reading: ‘Our asses are for kissing! Learn to do it properly!’)
B – is for Beta. That’s you, male.
C – is for Control. It’s what we exert over you.
D – is for Degradation. Expect a lot of it.
E – is for Everything. It’s what you will surrender to us.
F – is for Fuck. That’s also ours to control.
G – is for Girl Power. Get used to it.
H – is for Hers. Everything is Hers.
I – Never say that again. Remember, there is no I in S-L-A-V-E.
J – is for ‘Just Desserts’. As a male, you’ll be getting yours very soon!
K – is for Kiss. Our Feet. Now!
L – is for Lick. Get to it Mister!
M – is for Male. The dangerous failure of our species.
N – is for No. You’ll hear it a lot. Get used to it.
O – is for Orgasm. You job is to give them, not get them!
P – is for My Piss. Only if you beg hard enough. (see also; punishment and ‘pay for it’)
Q – is for Queen. It’s what you will treat us as.
R – is for Royalty. Treat all women like it.
S – Spit. It’s our gift to you, you disgusting little pig.
T – is for Torture. It turns me on. What can I say.
U – are ours. Permanently.
V – is for Vagina. It’s what rules your life now.
W – is for Woman. It is spelled Y-O-U-R E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. Learn it!
X – is for X-frame. It’s what we’ll be strapping you to to beat you bloody. (see also; education)
Y – is for Why. Never ask this of us!
Z – is the sound you make when sleeping. You won’t be doing that much anymore. Now get back to work!

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