My dearest fellow males. We are doomed. Like me, you may have been brought up to think of women as ‘the weaker sex’, but don’t take their apparent weakness as anything more than them giving us men a chance to step up, fix the destruction we have carelessly wrecked on this planet, and learn to follow their instructions and finally, to obey them. And if the modern feminist movement reveals anything about them, it is that their patience with us is just about up.
You might be a very ‘macho’ male who feels at best, women should absolutely be ‘permitted‘ equality, but you’d never surrender to one…
Ohhhhh… you are so in trouble.
From things like the #MeToo and #TimesUp movements, you are aware of their open weaponry in their struggle – but did you know that secretly, they are using chemical warfare against you as well? Your sweet little vanilla wife or girlfriend, the one who cooks and cleans and raises the kids and would never dream of whipping you into a sobbing, begging mess, is intuitively helping her fellow women to destroy your masculinity and hence your ability to want to resist them, right now? Literally under you very nose? And her weapon of choice?
Lavender.
She has a dozen air fresheners, one in every room spritzing it because, “Oh honey, doesn’t it smell so nice?” You linens and clothes sit in a closet infused with lavender sachets so when your head hits the pillow at night, you breath lavender. In and out, in and out… as you stand naked in the shower, the scent of her lavender soap fills your nostrils and lungs and enters your bloodstream…
WTF are you TALKING about Brett? What does lavender have to do with the world feminist movement and the desire of some women to rule over men?
What women understand naturally, intuitively, us men with all our science are just beginning to grasp. This from the Endocrine Society, the world’s oldest and largest organization of scientists devoted to hormone research, comes this;
“Lavender is an endocrine (hormone)-disrupting chemical in the environment that interferes with specifically male hormones and their actions in the body. It appears to create hormonal conditions in males that stimulate gynecomastia in prepubescent boys. Further, laboratory evidence suggests that lavender and tea tree oil have estrogenic (estrogen-like) properties and anti-androgenic (testosterone inhibiting-like) activities, meaning they compete or hinder the hormones that control male characteristics, which could affect male puberty…”**
Endocrine Society
You have only to look at the history of witchcraft to know women are much more in touch with nature and intuitively know how to harness it to their advantage. Even further back, while we where out slaying woolly mammoths, they were gathering fruits and berries and learning of their powers…
Gentlemen, surrender now. They are far too clever for us. It’s our only hope for our future!
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