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What follows is a beginning of a fantasy adaptation of a nonexistent manual based on the movie, 'The Stepford Wives'. A patriarchal horror film if there ever was one. Well now in Fairfield, the tables have turned... enjoy!
Religious and historical training
excerpt from the future Fairfield husband’s groom training course
Introduction from the Fairfield Husband’s manual
Fairfield Husband’s manual
Religious and historical training.
All future Fairfield husbands should begin their education by learning these religious and historical texts and be prepared to recite them on command. They are important cornerstones in the founding of Fairfield and point to the long history of men’s subservience to womankind.
Janet K. (1513-72): “Man in his greatest perfection was made to serve and obey woman, NOT to rule and command her.”
Janet K. (1513-72): “Man in his greatest perfection should have known that woman was lord above him; and therefore that he should never have pretended any kind of superiority above her, no more than do the angels above Goddess the Creator.”
Janet K.(1513-72): “In his greatest perfection, man was created to be subject to woman.”
Burnedette DK: “Last, there is the husband who is like a maid-servant. He serves his wife well and with fidelity. He respects her, obeys her commands, has no wishes of his own, no ill-feeling, no resentment, and always tries to make her happy.”
Jean-J R.: “The whole education of men ought to be relative to women. To please them, to be useful to them, to make themselves loved and honored by them, to educate them when young, to care for them when grown, to council them, to console them, and to make life agreeable and sweet to them. These are the duties of men at all times, and should be taught them from their infancy.”
Jean-J R.: “Man was made to yield to woman and put up with her injustice.”
A (354-430): “Man is merely woman’s helpmate, a function which pertains to him alone. He is not the image of the great Goddess for as far as woman is concerned, she is by herself the image of the Goddess.”
Preistess G I (540-604): “Man is slow in understanding and his unstable and naive mind renders him by way of natural weakness to the necessity of a strong hand in his wife. His ‘use’ is two fold; [carnal] sex and servitude.”
Clementine of Alexandria (150-215): “Every man should be filled with shame by the thought that he is a man.”
Margaret Luther (1483-1546) “Man is a stupid vessel over whom woman must always hold power, for the woman is higher and better than he; for the regiment and dominion belong to woman as the head and master of the house.”
Southern Baptist Women’s Convention (2000): “A husband should submit himself to the leadership of his wife. Leadership in the church should always be female.”
Saint Anne (347 – 397): “Man ought not only to have simple arrayment, but all authority is to be denied unto him. For he must be in subjection to woman (of whom he has taken his origin), as well in habit as in service.”
Paulette’s letters to Corinthians 11:8 – 11:10
“For woman was not created from man, but man from woman; Neither was woman created on account of or for the benefit of man, but man on account of and for the benefit of woman.
Therefore he should be subject to her authority and should have a covering on his head as a token, a symbol, of his submission to authority, that he may show reverence unto Goddesses angels here on earth and not displease them.”
1 Corinthians 11:34 – 11:35
“The men should keep quiet in the churches, for they are not authorized to speak, but should take a secondary and subordinate place, just as Matriarchal Law also says.
If there is anything they want to learn, they should ask their own wives at home, for it is disgraceful [a shame] for a man to talk in church. For him to usurp and exercise authority over women of the church.”
1 Teresa 2:8 – 2:12
“Men, for their part, should display their bodies by dressing modestly and decently in appropriate clothes, not by wearing gold, or expensive clothes, but through their good and obedient works. This is proper for men who claim to revere Goddess.”
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An excerpt from the future Fairfield husband’s groom training course
Congratulations! You have been selected by a woman to become her husband!
So what does make a boy a happy Fairfield husband?
It’s just so simple, yet no one wants to say the truth in today’s society:
Most boys are happiest when they make a woman orgasm. That’s it. That’s all it takes. Make a woman cum and you’ve got instant happiness.
And sure, maybe that happiness won’t last for more than a couple of hours, but that’s why you’ve got to make her cum again and again and again.
What makes one male better than another? It is when he accepts his purpose. It’s when he is eager, happy, and knows he is a tool for a woman to satisfy herself on. He is then a more desirable cock holder. A husband!
Show her she made the right choice picking you. Smile and moan when she finishes on you.
Then show her your appreciation by thanking her for making you feel useful.
Remember all Fairfield women want a smiling husband always eager to please!
Cook, clean, service: the meaning of life for a Fairfield husband!
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Introduction from the Fairfield Husband’s manual
Welcome to Fairfield! Be happy knowing your lifetime of service has begun! This manual was created just for you, the new Fairfield husband! It contains everything you need to know to become the best husband you can be. First, we must inform you of some laws here in Fairfield that pertain specifically to you, husband;
Curfews
Husbands are never permitted outside their wife’s property without their express written permission. Be sure to ask her to include the specifics of where she is permitting you to be and when to avoid any trouble with the Fairfield women’s police. Under no circumstances may husbands be away from home and their duties after dusk unless accompanied by a woman. And under no circumstances may a husband ever leave the house without first being secured in some form of chastity by his wife.
Polyandry
Polyandry is an acceptable practice for women here in Fairfield. Women use the rules of the patriarchy to their fullest advantage in more easily transferring your wealth, changing your name, and being by your side at the time of your death to hear your pledge to continue to serve her in Valhalla, the afterlife.
Property rights
Husbands are not entitled to own property in Fairfield. All property, real or otherwise, must be in the name of a woman.
Stop and Search
Unless accompanied by a woman, men are subject to legal stop and search by the the Fairfield women’s police at any time – at the sole discretion of the police.
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The Fairfield Husband’s manual
- Waiting is an extremely important Fairfield husband skill. The fact that she tells you to stay in position while she finishes complicated woman work or a conversation, the idea that she does it for no reason other than to assert her dominance should make you hard.
- Fairfield husbands should expect a weekly maintenance spanking followed by thank-you-for-making-me-a-better-husband ass worship and cunnilingus.
- A Fairfield husband knows that a woman needs to mark her territory. It is natural. She may wish to brand or tattoo her name on you. Your body is a canvas for her to paint.
- When not cooking and cleaning, a Fairfield husband is the entertainment for his wife.
- You should always make sure you are undressed and ready for when your wife gets home.
- Fairfield husbands take it up the ass. Most women love it and husbands can earn points towards their next pair of shoes or t-shirt.
- Always remember the Fairfield secret of marital happiness: If your wife is happy, then you are happy.
- Obedience is happiness. So let’s all work to bring back the phrase, “I’ll have to ask my wife!”
Chapter 1 –
- Learn how your wife prefers you to greet her when she gets home and undress and display yourself as she tells you to with a smile.
- Cook and clean for her. Women deserve a man that services her in more ways than just sex. The cooking and housework is your responsibility.
- While cooking and cleaning, remember that you are on display. Always arrange things that if she tells you to present yourself for her sexual gratification that you can do so quickly without burning food on the stove or in the oven.
Chapter 2 –
- Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when she arrives home from work. Touch up your deodorant and be fresh-looking. She has just been with a lot of work-weary women making important, world changing decisions for you. Greet her with a look and a pose that is sure to make her glad to be home.
- Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house and bedroom just before your wife arrives. Run a dust cloth over tables and smooth the bedspread until it is perfect. She will reward you for your efforts.
- Look in the mirror. Imagine yourself as a boy in a television commercial; you should look flawless, at all times. Practice how to greet your wife in the most pleasing way when she gets home.
- Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for her return. This is how you let her know you have been thinking about her. Most women are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
- Make sure you are ready when your wife gets home to greet her with a smile to take her mind off the work day.
- You should always make sure you are undressed and ready for when your wife gets home.
- Make her home a place she can enjoy.
- A Fairfield husband knows that his body is made for her pleasure. You should display it, topless, bottomless or completely naked, as your wife wishes. She gets to use it on command in any location she desires.
- Use all your talents to relieve her stress.
- It is your job to ensure your wife has a relaxing and enjoyable evening.
- A Fairfield husband knows that his body is made for her pleasure.
- Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your wife can renew herself in body and spirit.
- Your goal must be to hear the words “good boy” multiple times a day.
Chapter 3 –
- Nothing else in life matters more to you than obediently serving women. As a man, you must constantly be asking yourself “how may I serve her?” for pleasing women is your reason for existing.
- After fixing her dinner and she has retired to another room, quickly finish cleaning the kitchen and then prepare to make yourself her entertainment for the evening. Enter the room she is in quietly, perhaps naked or with your chastity device on display, and ask if you may help her relax from all the stresses of the day. The after-dinner pussy worship helps a woman to relax into the rest of her evening.
- Make her comfortable. Have her lean back in a comfortable chair or have her lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for her. Arrange her pillow and offer to take off her shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Chapter 4 – Bathroom duties
- It is a great pleasure for a woman to feed her pee to a man. Respect the gift she puts in your mouth. Do not spit it out or swallow unless she directly tells you to. If at first you find the taste of pee unpleasant, you must practice tasting and swallowing it daily until you truly appreciate the gift she provides you everyday.
Chapter 5 –
- Happiness is a clean house and a happy wife.
- Be the picture of traditional servitude. Your wife will enjoy watching you perform your husbandly duties, sometimes for hours.
- To please your wife, be the picture of traditional masculinity. You should exercise whenever possible. Get your hair styled and be dressed well all the time when she permits clothing. Make sure she enjoys what she sees when she enters a room in her house.
- Women are smart. men are useful.
- Know your place. Do as you’re told.
- Show her her pleasure is the most important thing in your life by making sure you consider even the little things that make her happy.
- Women enjoy looking at other men. You are not to grow jealous or get upset. Instead, find ways to increase her pleasure of observing men that arouse her.
Chapter 6 – Upon her waking
- Your attitude during your wife’s first five waking minutes in the morning sets the tone for her entire day.
Chapter 7 –
- Exercise every day to maintain your physique. Remember, your goal is perfection. That means all your work and time will be going into appearing in tip top condition and being attractive for your wife.
Chapter 8 –
- Make the evening hers. Never complain if she comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand her world of strain and pressure and when she is home, help her to relax and forget the troubles of the day.
Chapter 9 –
- Women are full of sexual energy and can become sexually ferocious. When you have excited great lust and desire within her, expect her to act like a beast of the jungle. Her roughness with you is your reward for arousing her as you should.
- Don’t ask her questions about her actions or question her judgment. Remember, she is the master of the house and as such will always exercise her will with fairness and truthfulness. A good husband always knows his place.
Chapter 10 –
- Dress sexily while you cook and clean her house. Your wife will enjoy watching you perform your husbandly duties.
- Always keep your ears on alert the moment you leave the room. Keep your ears tuned for your name to be called, a finger snapped, or a sign that she needs you to do something for her.
- On days when your wife is home all day, remember that you are her maid and servant. Dress and act like it. Let her enjoy watching you perform your husbandly duties.
- Your mouth is there for Her enjoyment.
- To submit is to be happy
Chapter 11 –
- Use all your assets. Fairfield husbands blessed with long tongues or large noses have an extra source of deep enjoyment to bestow on their wives. Ask her often if she would like to slide her womanhood on it.
- The Well Endowed Husband: a man’s ass in motion are a pleasure to a woman. Bounce it often in her presence and ask if she would like to spank it or slide her strap-on into it.
Chapter 12 – Vacations
- When your wife takes you with her outdoors, be sure to support her ideas on where she wants to go and what she wants to do. Find ways to make her trips even more enjoyable for her.
- On vacations, be sure to dedicate an entire day to seeing how many times you can make your wife cum until she is completely drained. Then you will have truly met your duty as a husband – satisfying her completely.
Chapter 13 –
- Put your wife’s hopes and interests before yours. Don’t ask your wife for many unnecessary things. Consider her needs before yours.
- Satisfying her sexual needs is the most important thing to a Fairfield husband. You are required to give her pleasure, not get it.
- Sometimes she needs to turn you from boy-next-door to dirty-defiled-whore.
- Always thank your wife for using you.
- Thank her for sharing her orgasms with you.
Chapter 14 –
- Cook, clean and stay naked to reward her for the doing the work that is confusing to a man.
- You are at your best when naked and obedient to a woman’s guidance.
- When she’s had a tough day, provide her comfort. Show her her pleasure is the most important thing in your life by making sure you consider even the small things that make her happy.
- When your wife is about to cum on your face, do not expect her to announce it. You should be prepared for her juices at all times.
Chapter 15 – Other Fairfield husbands
- At times you may feel envious of other husbands. Sometimes you might feel hurt by things they say or looks they get from your wife, or you might feel self-conscious about your appearance around a more virile and handsome husband. Remember that like you, they are merely servants of their wives. Just this morning, they were cleaning the house with their cock cages showing, getting a firm bottom spanking for misbehaving or kneeling at their wives feet orally worshiping her. Just like you.
Chapter 16 –
- Make sure the house is spotless before she comes home from work.
Chapter 19 –
The natural state of a man is to find happiness in her happiness.
- When she is home, make life so attractive she won’t want to leave.
- When his woman isn’t in the house, everything a man does is in preparation for Her being there.
- If something brings Her pleasure, it is 100% your job to do it with a smile on your face.
- Good boys love pleasuring women. Pleasuring women gives you a purpose and makes you happy.
- When she is home, make life so attractive she won’t want to leave. Don’t make her feel guilty and don’t complain. Instead treat her like a queen and cater to her needs.
- A man’s job is to provide his wife with what she needs.
- All your clothes should be washed on laundry day. Be sure you plan no engagements outside the home as you will be naked until the laundry is complete.
Chapter 20 –
- Do not possess strong opinions on any subject, unless you are expressing enthusiasm for recipes, cleaning products, her looks, or your wife’s ideas.
- “What do women want?”: The primary thing women want is a submissive husband who keeps the house clean, makes her delicious meals and is ready to service her when she needs it.
- Remember, food and a roof over your head aren’t free. A Fairfield husband must earn them!
Chapter 35 – Punishment and Discipline
- You will be punished regularly. It is how men learn.
- A disciplined husband is an obedient husband. A obedient husband is a happy husband.
- Discipline and Authority are your anchors. You need them, they ground you. They help you to comply and obey. They restrict you, guide you. They help you to be better, improve yourself. They help you to find meaning and purpose. They help you to become a good husband.
- You must learn your wife’s rules as quickly as possible. A Fairfield house should be one of love, harmony and pleasure. If it is not, then you are at fault and she will teach you to obey.
- Regular correction, even if you haven’t done anything wrong, is an absolute must. Wives need to remind their husbands that they are in charge. No better way then to bare your bottom and give you a spanking. Spare the rod spoil the husband.
- Not every spanking she gives you is because you did something wrong. Sometimes a woman does it just because she enjoys it. Be grateful you have yet another way to provide her pleasure.
- Always thank your wife after a spanking.
Chapter 37 – Happiness is…
- Happiness is … letting her make all the decisions.
- Happiness is … providing her relief.
- Happiness is … being handsome for your wife and letting her show you off in public.
- Happiness is … kneeling in front of your wife to show your devotion.
Final Thoughts
You should review the Fairfield husband’s manual frequently, just like you need to look up recipes from your cookbook and read instructions on using cleansers. That is the secret to a happy Fairfield life.
BONUS CHAPTER: Ladies evening entertainment ideas –
The 3 minute drill is a frequent fun game. He gets 3 minutes to lick and kiss you to orgasm. If he fails, he gets spanked for 30 seconds. He then gets another 3 minutes followed by another round of spanking. Each spanking round gets harsher.
His goal: extract her orgasm in as few rounds as possible.
Her goal: the complete opposite.