• 14oz Sweetened condensed milk
• 2 qt chocolate milk
• 1 tsp Vanilla Extract
• 1/4 c cocoa powder
• 8 oz Cool Whip (thawed)

(I haven’t actually tried this one.  Sounds about right.  Mistress sent it to me, so I’m saving it here for future reference!)

Double Crust

• 2c Flour (sifted)
• 1tsp Salt
• 2/3c plus 2 tbl Crisco shortening
• 4-6 tbl Water

Mix flour and salt, add shortening and water until it cleans the bowl. Refrigerate 30 mins.

Pie Filling

• 1/3-1/2c sugar
• 1/4c Flour
• 1/2 tsp Cinnamon
• 1/2 tsp Nutmeg
• 1/8 tsp Salt
• 8c thinly sliced McIntosh Apples
• 2 tbl Butter

Bake at 425 degrees for 40-50 minutes. Cover edge with foil and remove during last 15 minutes.